“You’re the Part of Me that Makes Me Better”

   Today I promise my post will be longer because I am going to write about two of my friends. They are not twins like Fred and George, they just are both really good friends of mine. Here is the first one:


1. She is so nice seeing her upset makes villains grovel- being angry or hateful are foreign emotions to her.


2. She gossips with me too- need that in not one, but all my friends. She is an especially good gossip because of her nice girl image. People tell her everything, thinking she is too polite to tell anyone. They are wrong. She then tells me all that others have told her. Making it my business to know is much easier with her around.


3. Really smart- this helps me a lot with homework. Plus, who wants to spend all their time with stupid people. Even though she is book smart she has no common sense, but naiveté improves the group dynamic. She keeps everyone appropriate, clean, and polite to each other.


4. She has been my BFFL since first grade- I can tell her absolutely everything and she can always tell what I’m trying to say. Even when my brain is muddled.


5. Always knows just what to say- if I’m happy or crying I can always count on her.


   Now for my other BFFL, really she’s not. She is more like my BFFAE. (Best friend forever and ever, Google Searcher, since she already knows what it means). I’ll get right to her list:


1. As BFFAE’s we have magic telepathic powers- this comes from me telling her absolutely everything too. In fact sometimes I tell her things I don’t tell friend number one, because she empathizes more with more problems. Like wishing I had a boyfriend or wondering what to wear or worrying about auditions. This is what promotes us to telepathic levels. Muddled brain and all.


2. Another friend that gossips with me- I always need more. Plus each friend has special gossiping talents. They share gossip or listen for hours. My BFFAE will analyze and go over and over each new fact a hundred times, whether it is who is dating who or what happened in the latest episode of Big Bang Theory.


3. We like almost all the same things- from Harry Potter to Disney Princesses and Batman it almost never fails that if one of us finds a new obsession the other falls in love with it.


4. Always knows just what to say- if I’m happy or crying I can always count on her.


   This is only the minimum on all my friends. They have many more wonderful qualities. They do have bad qualities too, but we are amici anyway. If I had any siblings they would not be as much fun. There will for sure be one more post in this series. Look forward to it.


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