“Don’t Change that Channel”

   Actually, do, quickly. Yesterday I came home and my mother admitted to me that while I was gone she had watched Bridezillas. She said that she thought how bad can it be? and found that it was, truly, unbearably, awful. If only I had been there, I could have warned her. I have no problem with a lot of reality shows; however, there are certain shows which should be avoided at all costs. To prevent anyone I care about (I really do love you Google Searcher) from making the possibly scaring decision to watch one of them in the future I have made this informative list.


1. Bridezillas- I love weddings and most wedding shows are my guilty pleasure, but this one is terrible. There are some things that are really too awful to put on television.


2. Anything with the word Jersey in it- including, but not limited to: Jersey Shore, the trashiest show currently on television, possibly ever; Jerseylisous, Jersey plus –lisous should put up many red flags that scream “this will suck”; Real Housewives of New Jersey, any Real Housewives show actually, but especially this one.


3. Shows following famous people around -they expect me to care that a celebrity I don’t know (Kendra) or is famous for nothing (Kardashians) fights with their family and goes grocery shopping. No thank you.


4. Shows about pregnancy- this one is probably because I don’t like children or babies, why do I want to listen to them scream on Baby Story, or hear horror stories on I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant, or think about myself or friends getting pregnant on 16 and Pregnant.


5. Anything with the word Bachelor in it- this show, whichever one it is, is for skanks who don’t want to date normally. Really, any dating show is a bad idea.


6. Shows about people with too many children- again I don’t like kids, so I find these especially terrible and the parents are always deplorable. Example: Kate Plus Eight.


   In general just don’t watch shows with desperate people and tread warily with reality TV. This public service announcement was brought to you by MyNameRhymes.


You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.