So a lot of blogs are about things people really like or really hate, but if I’m going to talk about everything I am going to need a system to rank the things that are in the middle. Today at lunch I was inspired by a friend. (Almost all of my ideas are stolen, so get used to it Google Searcher)So in order to test her system today I will blog about bananas. Unfortunately, it will have to be a short one. Here is my step process to determining how much I like bananas.
1. (This is the bottom of the scale) if I had to choose between bananas and running a marathon; I would choose bananas.
2. If I had to choose between bananas and being stung by a bee; I would choose bananas.
3. If I had to choose between bananas and spending an hour with my worst enemy; I would choose bananas.
4. If I had to choose between bananas and blueberries; I would choose bananas. (just barely though)
5. If I had to choose between bananas and spending an hour with someone I don’t know; I would choose an hour with someone I don’t know.
6. If I had to choose between bananas and a sandwich; I would choose a sandwich.
7. If I had to choose between bananas and clothes shopping; I would choose clothes shopping.
8. If I had to choose between bananas and going to a musical; I would choose a musical.
9. If I had to choose between bananas and petting a kitten; I would choose a kitten.
10. If I had to choose between bananas and singing a duet with Neil Patrick Harris; I would choose Neil Patrick Harris, hands down.
Bananas has earned a 5. I feel completely indifferently to them. School started today (if you were unaware) which is why this blog is so short. Just be prepared that this less frequent blogging and shorter posts are going to become the norm. I know you are heartbroken Google Searcher. You’ll live.
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth
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