Warning: this post contains much gushing over hot men that I will never have. If you are opposed to this go away.
I have been watching White Collar since episode one, which isn’t that long, as it is only in season two. Why do I watch it so devotedly?, you ask. Not for the interesting plot lines or the dynamic characters, if that’s what you think. My reason is much shallower than that. I watch White Collar for one reason and one reason only: Matt Bomer. He is the definition of delicious, all hot guys wither in comparison (maybe not all, but a huge majority) . In case you do not understand I have made a list. A list of why he is a Roman god of beauty:
1. On the show he plays Neil Cafery, a con man turned F.B.I. consultant who dresses in nothing but classy suits and tasteful shirts. His fashionable style is a huge bonus.
2. He has gorgeous, sparkly blue eyes. They accentuate is attractiveness.
3. His mad skills with a fedora, which he wears often on the show. He can flip it around and spin it in all kinds of cool ways.
4. I can school girl crush on him all I want, because Neil Cafery is fictional and Matt Bomer is gay. This makes me sad, but prevents any heartbreak on my end.
These are the reasons I watch White Collar. I know, Google Searcher, I have no shame, but you have to at least give me that I am honest. And USA network has repaid my fandom: last episode there was an entire scene where Neil/Matt was shirtless. I was happy.
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