Today I signed my dog, Rosemary, up for a pet modeling contest. Looking back on this decision it seems pretty insane. I mean, sure, she is pretty cute and cuddly, not to mention well behaved, but pet photography, really? Luckily for my sanity someone else will be taking her picture. I have not stooped so low as to think I am a qualified professional pet photographer, but I do seem to think that of all the pets in my local community my dog is they cutest and most photogenic.
Rosemary is awfully adorable and everyone does love her, so maybe this wasn’t such an awful idea. But I did have to bathe her today; however I would have had to do that anyway. Since my feelings on this seem confused I have composed a list of pros and cons (full of fun numbers like all of my other lovely lists). Pros first, always look at the positive.
1. I could win $1000 in U. S. money. That could be extremely useful in my world domination plans.
2. My dog, hence in some tiny part me, would be famous. Well sort of famous, like almost as famous as the models in the JcPenny’s catalogue.
3. It’s free, so that’s not a problem.
Now the cons. Not everything is a good thing.
1. I have to drive like thirty miles. That’s a long way.
2. My poor puppy has to get brushed. She hates that.
3. Along with my $1000 U.S. money I get to drive Rosemary where ever they want her for “additional photoshoots”. Blegh.
But now that she is sighed up there is no backing out. So we’ll see how this goes. (me and my other personalities at least.)
The Taco Bell Chihuahua is a rescued dog named Gidget.
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