The other night I went to Dairy Queen and got a mini blizzard. This excited me way more than it should. Like really. On my list of things that are awesome mini blizzards are currently at the top. I realize how sad this is, but I have always wanted a mini blizzard. The old normal sized blizzards were just too large. These are the perfect size. Not too big and not too small. Like a miniature piece of ice cream paradise. Since this rapture seems unhealthy (in more ways than one) I am now going to list things that make me as happy as mini blizzards.
1. The fork I found one day in the road- It was really a fork, a flattened one, in the road.
2. Musicals- they sing and dance, often at the same time.
3. Pygmy goats- I want one to come and live in my yard and eat my grass.
4. Kittens- there are nothing cuter than kittens. Period. Not even babies.
Citizens of Omaha, Nebraska, eat more ice cream per person than any other Americans.
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