“What Do the Simple Folk Do?”

   This is a really old Google meme, because I’m bored and I need something to do. 

• Question 1: [my name] needs…a stylist. Wow really, way to be subtle Google. 
• Question 2: [my name] looks like…a horse. I got the message the first time, thanks.  
• Question 3: [my name] says…what? I guess I do say what.  
• Question 4: [my name] wants…to play horsey. We are going to try and not make that dirty. It is probably in reference of my equine looks.  
• Question 5: [my name] does…facebook. She does.  
• Question 6: [my name] hates…to run. This is also true.  
• Question 7: [my name] likes…pies. It is like Google can see my soul. 
• Question 8: [my name] wears…shorts. True right now. So creepy Google.  
• Question 9: [my name] eats…ribs. Google is losing its touch. Not true.  
• Question 10: [my name] was arrested for…clowning around as a cow. How did Google know? 
• Question 11: [my name] loves…money. Well, you know me.  

   Yeah. That was fun. I’m not as bored anymore.

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.