“Sweep Again and by Then it's Like 7:15”

   So I keep meaning to blog and not having time. You know, school, real live people to talk to. But now I am approaching day three of lock down. Uncharacteristically, it snowed on Monday. But then Tuesday and Wednesday it was still below freezing. The point of all this is not to bore you to death, but to try and find an entertaining to tell you that school has been out. It was great. Then it was nice to sleep in. Now it’s getting ridiculous. Mostly because everyone is going insane being stuck in their houses. My mother is nagging me constantly to clean, do homework, and play games with her. One second she’s all: let’s play a game. The next it’s: you really need to start cleaning. To escape her I have taken to trolling the internet. As inspired by these guys: and their YouTube videos  (watch those in order) I decided to answer Google’s life altering questions.
   I picked 3 common question stems and answered the questions that came up. I also put in some letters to spice things up. (get ready for terrifying amounts of sublists).


1. Is…
    a. Is Santa real? No. Get over it. Who is asking that to Google?
   b. Is facebook down? Not currently. Probably is when people Google this.
   c. Is Wal-Mart open on Christmas? There are probably some non-Christians that work for lots of overtime for working on Christmas.
   d. Is bronchitis contagious? Yes. You will spread it.


2. What…
    a. What is my ip? I don’t know. Neither does Google.
    b. What does my name mean? Might help if you typed your actually name in there.
    c. What is a g6? I had to actually look this up. It’s a group of European Union officials. That adds a new layer of depth to that song.
   d. What time is it? You’re on a computer. It’s at the bottom. AH*headdesk*


3. When…
    a. Every single one of these was about daylight savings time except when is Thanksgiving. There is something to say for that, but I don’t know what it is.


4. Back to is…h
    a. Is hank green awesome? That is only funny if you watched the video links. I’d like to point out that for is h this was the first link.


   So there are some questions that Google thinks I am going to ask it. Sadly I wonder about none of these questions. And I have run out of interesting things to talk about. I’ll try to blog again tomorrow. I have a new topic


There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.