“We'll Tie a Sash Around it Put a Ribbon Through It”

I kept my promise. Big things stress me out. Little things make me crazy with stress. Naps help. But I don’t want to talk about it. I want to talk about crafts and Costco. My two parts have nothing in common except that they both begin with a “c”. So, part one: crafts. I have recently rekindled my love of crafts. I used to love crafts a lot when I was little, but then I just stopped. Now I want to start again. Then I had this brilliant idea while I was trolling the internet for craft ideas. What if I could make crafts for charity? That would solve my number one craft making problem: where to put all of my crafts once I’m finished with them? Now I can just give them away to people who need them. I’m going to sew teddy bears for kids in the hospital and make cloth bags to, you know, save the earth and stuff. Then I’m going to make presents for my friends. It’s exciting. Now on to part two: Costco. So, I was at Costco a few days ago and I thought how sad and lonely would it be if you shopped at Costco for just yourself? What would you buy? Who needs all that butter and multiple loaves of fiber bread? This is what keeps me awake at night.


The first soup was made from hippopotamus and dates back to 6000 B.C.

“I've been out to Pasture Pal, My Ambition Gone”

   Yay! I’m back after a very extended break of not blogging. I know that I said that I would post the day after my last post, but I lied to you (mostly to myself actually). But on my blogging sabbatical I made a personal discovery about my blogs: lists are holding me back. So, from now lists will be optional. Prepare yourself for lots more paragraphs; also lots less structure, but more posts. So my last post that I didn’t post because I stopped liking it was about twitter. Mostly, I got a twitter (I’m MyNameRhymes4) and I follow celebrities so that I can get more text messages and feel that I have more friends. It’s nice to feel like all of these super clever and funny celebrities really want to tell me their jokes. Since you are currently taking the time to read my blog, you have no license to judge me. Also, the word license reminds me that today we got a new car to replace our old car, which was super old and crappy. Seriously, the window was all taped up and it made weird noises that just generally screamed unsafe. But now we have a new car and it comes on Monday and it is wonderful. Tomorrow, for real, I am going to post another blog, but now it is almost 1 am and I really should have been asleep, like two hours ago. Not having a list is so freeing. Bye!


The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.

“Sweep Again and by Then it's Like 7:15”

   So I keep meaning to blog and not having time. You know, school, real live people to talk to. But now I am approaching day three of lock down. Uncharacteristically, it snowed on Monday. But then Tuesday and Wednesday it was still below freezing. The point of all this is not to bore you to death, but to try and find an entertaining to tell you that school has been out. It was great. Then it was nice to sleep in. Now it’s getting ridiculous. Mostly because everyone is going insane being stuck in their houses. My mother is nagging me constantly to clean, do homework, and play games with her. One second she’s all: let’s play a game. The next it’s: you really need to start cleaning. To escape her I have taken to trolling the internet. As inspired by these guys: and their YouTube videos  (watch those in order) I decided to answer Google’s life altering questions.
   I picked 3 common question stems and answered the questions that came up. I also put in some letters to spice things up. (get ready for terrifying amounts of sublists).


1. Is…
    a. Is Santa real? No. Get over it. Who is asking that to Google?
   b. Is facebook down? Not currently. Probably is when people Google this.
   c. Is Wal-Mart open on Christmas? There are probably some non-Christians that work for lots of overtime for working on Christmas.
   d. Is bronchitis contagious? Yes. You will spread it.


2. What…
    a. What is my ip? I don’t know. Neither does Google.
    b. What does my name mean? Might help if you typed your actually name in there.
    c. What is a g6? I had to actually look this up. It’s a group of European Union officials. That adds a new layer of depth to that song.
   d. What time is it? You’re on a computer. It’s at the bottom. AH*headdesk*


3. When…
    a. Every single one of these was about daylight savings time except when is Thanksgiving. There is something to say for that, but I don’t know what it is.


4. Back to is…h
    a. Is hank green awesome? That is only funny if you watched the video links. I’d like to point out that for is h this was the first link.


   So there are some questions that Google thinks I am going to ask it. Sadly I wonder about none of these questions. And I have run out of interesting things to talk about. I’ll try to blog again tomorrow. I have a new topic


There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.